Here Is How My Ex Girlfriend Got To Be My ‘Ex’

Hi guys, here’s a story about my ex girlfriend. What’s interesting about the ex is that I somehow managed to find her while I was married to my current wife and that’s why it is an interesting story. My wife and I had been married for over twenty years and I wasn’t even been looking for any ‘action’ on the side.

Yes, I love the ladies, who doesn’t? A good-looking woman is like a fine automobile or great work of art, just something to behold. And quite frankly any man who says otherwise is either blind or a bit on the gay side. That aside, all men appreciate good-looking women and most of us check them out when given the chance to do so, right?

Well, Back in 1995 I had my first exposure to the Internet and computers. At the time, I was 52 years old. (For those of you who can’t do math, I am an old fart.) Within a week I had found my way into what was then commonly known as ‘chat rooms’, were I met my future ex.

Being the geezer I was, I found the way the girls talked to me astoundingly different than the way I had ever been talked to prior to that. It was ‘refreshing’ to say the least and… strangely alluring. It didn’t take me but a few days and guess what, I had found a young lady who grabbed me by the balls and all my mental processes immediately stopped and my libido took completely over.

Now keeping in mind that all this ‘activity’ is taking place on the Internet, not face to face. Being the romanticist that I am, I thought I was in love. We began emailing daily, ‘chatting’ daily and pretty soon, the real woman in my life began to notice a difference. She, my wife, isn’t any dumb bunny either and she pieced it all together fairly shortly.

Well, she did some snooping around and found a file I had with all these emails in it. Needless to say, that is when the proverbial manure hit the fan – hard! So all of a sudden, here I am faced with a dilemma, stop the horsing around on the computer or start giving all my money to a woman I am no longer living with, my wife.

Now it didn’t take but an instant to make this decision, keep my wife or a girl I had never met or seen. I tell you, I was actually torn and it wasn’t easy. I know – you just called me a dumbass, didn’t you? Well, looking back on it, I was. So here I am with a big problem. I could either dump a girl I have never seen, kissed or touched or keep a woman (Whom I loved dearly) I had three kids with and been married to over twenty years. A raging hard on will do things to a mans brain, bad things.

The decision of course was to keep my lovely wife, who had done nothing wrong, and dump the girl on the Internet. Was it a hard thing to do? I wish I could say no, but I can’t. I actually had a hard time to get over an ex whom I had never seen, never met, touched or kissed. But why is that? Beats the hell out of me! But it was. Just remember, lust and fantasy will take you to places you may not want to go. Take it from me, because I have been there. I can tell you that to get over my ex girlfriend is not as easy as you think. That would mainly be because my wife won’t ever get over it. Women truly never forget anything!

The Chuckster